6yte - You only get 6 of them
Our operatives found this site, which appears to control some of the androids’ infrastructure! There are only two problems. The robots love x86 assembly; the only thing easier for them to work with is binary. And they love terse command codes. Even 7 bytes was too many for this one.
docker run --rm -p 8080:8080 squarectf/6yte
then visit http://localhost:8080/
WORK_AT_SQUARE(1), PRIVACY_POLICY(1), CODE_OF_CONDUCT(1)