Bytes - You can use a lot of bytes.
Our operatives found this site, which appears to control some of the androids’ infrastructure! The robots love x86 assembly; the only thing easier for them to work with is binary. 64 bytes should be enough for anyone.
docker run --rm -p 8080:8080 squarectf/bytes
then visit http://localhost:8080/
WORK_AT_SQUARE(1), PRIVACY_POLICY(1), CODE_OF_CONDUCT(1)